it’s november 1st merry christmas everyone
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What the signs are made of
- Aries: Lava
- Taurus: Bacon
- Gemini: Sprinkles
- Cancer: Pizza
- Leo: Tears of their ex lovers
- Virgo: Bleach
- Libra: Glitter
- Scorpio: Coffee
- Sagittarius: Mozzarella sticks
- Capricorn: Nirvana CDs
- Aquarius: Snow globe
- Pisces: Vodka
It was the night before Christmas,
And everyone was sleeping,
Except, of course, the daughter,
Who was reading gay fan fiction.